LMAO at your edit! Love you for this.

Even if we don't play!

I was walking around the city one day, and this old man said "Hey baby!" as he approached me, and I shouted "I ain't your goddamn baby!" Holy shit, he flipped the fuck out, started yelling at me. Lucky there were plenty of people around and he just walked off bitching to himself. I'd had it up to my eyes with that…

I do it.

I am face palming over people confusing Waylon for Johnny Cash. Ugh.

Yes, yes they are. I don't think people are doing the mentally ill any favors when they put lumps of shit like this guy in with them.

That is terrifying.

It has never worked for me. Never.

Why don't they have to serve their time immediately?

Aw Posey is a doll! I wanna hug her!

Aww! There is nothing wrong with that! When I was in my twenties, I wanted a portrait painted of my Persian cats!

How sweet! Look at them soulful eyes and that "You gadda be fukkin' kiddin' me!" head tilt.

You'd just have to see it to witness the dipshittery. He acted like a 13-year-old boy and it was totally disgusting, peanut butter or not. Why the hell does a person have a baby if they have a problem with diaper changing? I just want to shake them and scream "Grow the fuck up!"

Incredibly insensitive to treat people that are so suicide prone this cruelly. I'm about fucking done with this site.

Do you think he would be able to speak if you tied his hands behind his back?

I know exactly what you mean. I was with a d-bag that would pull stupid, infantile shit, and I realized I couldn't be in a situation where the whole point of the relationship for him was to have a laugh at my expense. Fuck all that noise.

I was watching some prank compilation show the other night. This asshole dude had a newborn baby and was evidently too immature to change diapers, so he played a prank on his wife that involved putting peanut butter in a clean diaper, then eating it when his wife walked into the room. The lady ran to the bathroom and…

That's Rick James, bitch.

Aww! Thank you! I'm getting all misty eyed.

Ahhh! I had a Scooter too, and he was seriously the best friend I ever had. Dude would ride in the car with me, on my lap! Oh lord, now I'm gonna cry, I miss him sooo much ;_; I still have his sister Peanut Butter, though, and she is seriously as sweet as he was, only calico instead of orange tabby.