furiously sucking dicks on his way to the kitchen.

Totally helpful he is, unlike those LOLcats that make you cookies and then eat them.

Ahhh! How cute!

I screamed "YUCK" when I saw his face just now.

I never saw the Who in him til your comment, but I always thought Leanne Rimes and Kate Middleton look like Whovillians.

You can't dole out karma with your cock. That's not how it works.

I went to the opposite end of the spectrum, and body, imagining butthurt manchildren strapped to dentist chairs and interrogated with a drill.

This is AMAZING. Why am I the only one that sees that?

Bottom pic, middle lady makes this look like a random snapshot on the set of Boogie Nights.

I really, really, like this one.

My worst experience was when I went to a VA hospital because I was pregnant and on Haldol which was making me feel suicidal. My mom and I agreed I should check myself in while I got that poison out of my system.

I has this shirt :D

Two of the crappiest female doctors I had were Indian. Both psychiatrists, too. I guess that's how they ended up at the VA.

Big fuck yeah to this.

Isn't is terrifying? I remember being 12 and these old skeezies following me around in a store. Scared me to death.

On the first month of Christmas, my Wal-Mart gave to me, a discount on a TV.

Finally I have found my people! I no joke Googled "I hate the word beverage" last week and nothing turned up.

That message is so sweet and thoughtful, it made me tear up.

Looks like Jennifer Jason Lee here.

Yucky fuck!