they pack their colons full of poorly-prepared meat products

Aww, how cute!

Hahahaha! Damn you, I was in super serious mode! :D

I totally agree, except for Munchos. Those tater chips are my favorite.

Edvard Munch, Munchen, munchies, Munchos, buttmunch, rug muncher.

I didn't either, and was with you on the L in her name. I don't care if she's black, purple, or mother of pearl, and I don't care what it means. It's a fucking stupid name.

Sheriff Bob is a massive idiot. There are many things I have not heard of, but that doesn't mean they aren't HAPPENING BOB!

Did you ever watch "Daddy & Them" ? He's super duper in that too. I love that movie!

Me too! It is cute and I would totally swoon if my dude said that.

I miss those shows soooooo much! VH1 hasn't been the same since Megan Wants a Millionaire murder guy.

Or, you could say "Only if you turn around and bend over so I can shove your happiness up your ass."

My response to the title: Thank you, thank you, thank you!

King of the Neckbeards!

If someone sticks their dick in my face, I ain't stickin' around for the prints.

That nightmare would make a great South Park episode. I can see Butters in the corner already in my head.

Cutest gif evar!

Is that a fucking rainbow? Firebow? Damn, that's neat.

Me fucking too. I was thinking "OH! So it's okay for the girl to be physically assaulted, but no, let's not kick the ass of the person doing it because principles." Now I've got a headache from rolling my eyes so hard.

Yes! As soon as I looked over that swimsuit post, this is the body type I was hoping to see. Yet again, it was not. It never is.