That was pretty easy to guess. I was like "naked chick!"

Oh. My. GAWD!!!

As long as 3-2-1 Contact never returns, it's all gravy to me.

I misread at first and saw "tonguing his penis."

Where did this whole thigh gap obsession start?

Have nude photos of themselves posted on the internet.

Oh god, there is one of me with that background in my dad's living room.

Is Portrait vs Landscape the new Widescreen vs Fullscreen?

Holy cow, your story just made my entire weekend! Thanks for the gigglefit.

I lost about 15 pounds from Crohn's disease when I was in the Air Force, and these jerk off dudes at work kept telling me I looked good.