If they’re actually used for parking, why does the chimes go crazy when you leave them on and open the driver’s door?

You must be young.

Belonged to the driving instructor’s. I think 99.9% of the instructors had this exact one, in this exact colour back then.

Change the green accents to black, reverse the red and yellow, you got yourself the Microsoft edition.

Then get a neodymium one and keep it in your toolkit. You sometimes even find them in packaging, I have this one super strong one ripped out of a box for Logitech mouse (or any of those packaging with sticky flaps at the front).

Rude.

I think he was just referencing your name, lol.

Is it a blue Maestro with a black interior, or a white Maestro with a gold interior?

I guess you haven’t read the comments section there...

Oh please. We need Sixteen.

981 Spyder has a top that isn’t stupid.

Isn’t it just easier and cheaper to use fast food trays?

Come on, we all had that fantasy as a kid to crash toy cars into things.

Here’s a Lego Idea... take a few of those Speed Champions sets, a pile of minifigs, and combine it with this:

Bitcoin mining is blowing up in popularity, which means the equipment needed to efficiently mine the currency of the future is in high demand.

Or you mean a Bentley Mulsanne?

You might think this is a good idea, but they always end up worse.

Now, if the crap has dried onto your car, Audubon recommends that you leave a microfiber cloth soaked with car-safe cleaner (like spray detailer) over the offending splatter for about 10 minutes. After, you can simply wipe it away, but gently: if you rub too hard, minerals and other solids in the droppings can scratch…

Well it would’ve been off the list for years... considering BMW discontinued the 328i a while back.