People get really, REALLY annoyed when fans change allegiances, especially to a rival or something like that. And I get it, if you can turn it off, then you really weren’t a fan to begin with.

There’s nothing that special about being incredibly stupid.

Which part of Dallas are you from - South Jersey or Chester County?

I bet Riley Cooper had that ‘coon removed from the stadium.

As expected, DeSean drops it before achieving his goal at the end.

I’m in Bowie regularly. Would you give me the name of that shop? A good cheesesteak is hard to find around here.

4. You're absolutely a piece of shit (see #1).

“The act also prohibits municipalities in North Carolina from enacting anti-discrimination policies,^[14] setting a local minimum wage, regulating child labor, or making certain regulations for city workers. The legislation also removes the statutory and common-law private right of action to enforce state…

People are surprised to see Holtz wandering around with a bottle of cheap whiskey, hollering incoherently and frothing at the mouth. They forget that before he was a Notre Dame coach, he was a Notre Dame fan.

But, you won't be holding a bottle that says Bud Light Lime on it.

OP is simply in for a world of hurt. He’s home schooled, sheltered and comes from an fundamentalist background. His friend is free to roam the world, engage it and grow. He’s hanging onto antiquated ideals that don’t work well in the real world. Sex before marriage is a good idea. Many Christians make a big deal that…

So a dead guy comes back to life once he lands in a city called Phoenix, but somehow Christianity deserves the credit? Bullshit.

This is a marked improvement for Philadelphia’s QB situation as Mark Sanchez would have been caught in the bathroom with a high schooler and Sam Bradford would have torn his ACL trying to break out.

Really should consider changing the title to “Liberal Arts Majors Are Bullshit”.

Appropriate as NFL defenses will be greeting Cousins with arms wide open all season long.

The Case Against Pets, pt. 2

Is this English?