This will end poorly.

wrong.

A general rule of thumb is that they can hold their bladder for about an hour for each month of age up to about 6 months of age, at which point they should be able to make it through a normal work day.

Note that the report you get from the water (board/co/whatever) shows lead levels in the water in water mains. It does not show what, exactly, is coming out of your faucet. If you’ve got lead in the service run (pipe that runs between the main and your house), or in the pipes in your house, there’s just a thin biofilm…

Ben Carson had me wondering if brain surgery was actually all that hard.

The 17-year-olds were later questioned by police and Atlanta Falcons personnel.

“See?” - Chip Kelly

He [Donald Trump] gets South Park—its cheap spite, its self-congratulation, the fantasy that privileged scorn for political correctness is subversive, rather than the exact opposite—better than the Pauls ever did...

Wow... just wow.

So he kisses Papa John and gives a shout out to Budweiser, I am surprised he did not get carried to the stage by a fleet of Nationwide agents.

That Donald Trump’s presidential campaign is a false flag designed to allow Hillary to coast into the White House.

Well if he started throwing it, I think it would have been pretty obvious. They do use rackets, after all.

He’s reportedly half-thrilled to get the chance to coach Colin Kaepernick.

You can’t spell “candidate” without CTE.

This will almost certainly put him at odds with former teammate and notorious crip Wes Welker.

Are we ruling out the possibility that he’s secretly sworn to the Dallas Cowboys, though?

I’ve had Simple for almost two years now, and with the exception of a hiccup here and there, I’m pretty happy with them. They’re online-only, don’t charge a single fee, have a network of fee-free ATMs, and their customer service is friendly and spot-on.

“Boy, are they in for an ass licking.”

Airing of grievances? Is it Festivus already?

My plan seems to work just as well: