toner86
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toner86

Camden, NJ wanted their good name kept out of this.

And yet somehow *I* was the mediawhore/distraction.

That picture actually gives me hope. If Kelly can get Tebow to perform a gay wedding, he can do anything...

John 8:7:

7. Chip Kelly is a mole from the Cowboys

Fans are wonderful.

Yeah, and everyone forgets that Easter doesn't take place on the same day every year. It's based on the lunar calendar. Fucking pagan holiday.

All of the wine is being served in a can.

Any word yet on if Riot Punch will be served?

i'm having a hard time understanding what i'm seeing here, why aren't these policemen killing anyone?

Dulaney Valley Road isn't a highway like in the sense of freeway. It's more of a road that starts in suburbia by Towson Town Center and goes out to bumfuck north county. It's a highway in the legal sense of a public road.

I don't even want to talk to my friends about football anymore. I used to think I wasn't an angry Philly fan. Chip has undone years of therapy.

"This is not a drill! It's a hammer and nails... Now let's see if you can actually complete a fucking cross, Tim."

"Thanks to the support of my tremendous family and friends, I have decided I will not be attending the draft this year."

I'll sob uncontrollably into my Mike Mamula jersey

As an Eagles fan, there is nothing we like more than hate watching our team. This will be a season for the ages

Uhhh I think Kelly's plan is clear. He wants elite talent on Defense. Alonso was hte 2nd best LB in the NFL in pass coverage according to Football Outsiders, although he has his issues against the run. Maxwell was arguably the best CB in free agency.

On the flip side, he thinks he can make the offense work with

If you're running the spread offense, I can't imagine anything more spread out that placing your players all over the country on different teams.

Little Bird recommends you try to buy right below the carat line.

If you can do one thing, just one, it's find a great reference for a "private" jeweler (read: someone who only knows the mall for Auntie Anne's Pretzels). Those people are in it for the long haul so they will tell you all the above at a much better price and generally won't dick you around. Because they depend on