Craig is like the living embodiment of an internet message board.

You failed to specify Tammy #1 or Tammy #2. This is critical.

For Lolo Jones, God clearly didn't create sex for any purpose.

I think they put a white guy on there to remind everyone it's not a leap year.

Hm, that's probably it.

Wow, New England, even all of the goddamn oceans are against you.

Plex rolls out new features this way. It will become free after a period of time.

I know, right? What's next, making me pay for other pieces of software, like games?

Saw your tweet. "Just took a dude out." So gay.

This is a football school. They all lie about degrees.

The good news is that once he's done with his football career he probably won't even be able to remember his baseball one.

Maybe they just wanted the positive vibes of dressing like the best college football team of them all: the Oakland Raiders.

You left the bottle of Beam in the car, honey...

The Alpha and Omaha

Dead Sea Sproles

Why is he wearing Andy Reid's coat?

Sheesh, I feel terrible about this. Never having any reason whatsoever to eat Papa John's pizza was the only good part about being a Sixers fan, and now they've just lost that.

You can't do epic shit with basic people.

Donald Sterling needs to lay lower than this.

"Aye, aye"