I’ve been a Pats fan my whole life, which includes a lot of really awful years. In recent years, I’ve said, “They’ll go 12 and four, don’t shit yourself.” Well, this year, they won’t make that goal, but will still make the playoffs. I actually want the Pats to suck again a little, so that some of the fucking morons…

They should run with this and actually get together for the world’s largest white elephant swap.

Two thoughts. First, it looks like an old Esurance commercial. Second, I wonder if that’s supposed to be Zack and Ivy in the second picture.

I WISH I KNEW

Why does dough almost always taste infinitely better than the thing it’s baked into?

look CDC......look......we know. We know its bad. We know we’re not supposed to eat it and its risky. We are doing it in spite of that. You can give us all the side eye and indignant warnings you like, but we’re out here scarfing on some raw cookie dough and that’s that.

They can pry my cookie dough from my cold, dead hands. I’ve been eating it my whole life and have no plans to stop now.

Previous “concerned reader” comment checks out.

We’re not giving details out of respect for his family’s privacy. Thanks for understanding.

What happened?  I am asking as a concerned reader and not because I have Photoshop ideas.

So until a couple days ago, he was the head coach of a professional women’s hockey team, a hockey announcer and the VP of a bank?

?? I hrdly know her!!

Steelers Fan Eats A Headbutt 

That was longtime Mavs superfan Don Knobler

This is why Beverley is only a good but not great point guard. He opts for a bounce pass here when the play really requires more of a hard chest pass or an overhead football-style pass.

It’s gotta be Lebron James’s Baseless Charge purely on the merits of this line

So the value of the nylon bag then?

According to sources they took your advice. or rather, 1/6th of it. If you contact support and can prove you bought the power armour edition, you get 500 atoms. 5 bucks. For reference, buying a red rocket jumpsuit costs 600 atoms.

I’ve been in Customer Support positions in the video game industry for 11 years and have worked with companies like Square Enix and Activision. The customer support answer that was sent was... upsetting. To put it mildly. Here’s how I would have answered that email: