me be rich someday like good owners. me not care about team have good players only care make ‘smart’ decision. me play fantasy football me smart like gm. me crypto racist. me hate players. oo-oo.

This guy sure does get tired of his team quickly. Bored man gets paid indeed.

Suicide. Is there a shortcut this guy won’t take?

I contacted every member of the US Men’s National Team to ask if they were happy about today’s result and if they like puppies. None responded and I think we can all agree that their silence speaks volumes.

at least he has 13 years to turn things around.

I liked the one the Giants tweeted out.

This will raise an eyebrow around the league 

We need Scalise's plan as much as we need a bullet to the head.

(Handing you his torso doll) “I already did, man.”

Now we know what it takes for a black man not to get shot by a cop—19,000 witnesses.

Say what you will about her, the woman could always see both sides of an issue.

Just wait until someone tells him about cocaine!

That’s what I don’t get.

the only reason he thinks he can get away with it is literally every single experience he’s ever had.

The thing that gets me about this is that there’s literally no other scenario in the world where a dink like Stevens would do this to someone like Lowry who could clearly and easily kick the shit out of him. The only thing that lets someone like Stevens think he can get away with it is a lifetime of thinking that…

Are you sure?

“I’m a white guy lawyer lots of people don’t like”

I could do a triple twist... with some assistance:

I’m sure middle school was super easy for him.

For years to come, when people discuss this winning streak, most people will answer “Who is James Holzhauer”, but will anyone ask “How is James Holzhauer?”