She, like her throw, is a 50-footer.

I’m holding out for the rarer Billy Ripken “Fuck face” signed Gacy painting. 

I think the best scenario is that Durant makes a fatal mistake in Game 7 to lose the Finals and then we skip ahead five years and Durant has given up and gotten fat and Green has to come to his hut and convince him to come back and help them make one last title run together. And Green will bring a raccoon to the hut.

This is why I’m getting cremated. 

Just wait until the Bucks hide him inside a giant horse, though.

Needs a Lamborghini? If only he had been on the Edens on the evening of August 27, 2007.

OW ME BACK

What are you talking about, Ohio just found at least 177 people to blame.

Is this a sex thing? This seems like a sex thing. 

this is the stupidest goddamn thing i’ve seen on this website, and I watched the entire video of Barry killing himself with scrambled eggs.  fuck

Jesus, Tiger looks old in that picture. At first glance I thought Trump had honored one of the Tuskegee Airmen.

I too would like to have relationships with rich, morally corrupt individuals, who can help increase my wealth and clout, without having to justify it in those terms to the world. 

The agreement also includes a promise to Trump Sr. that, at the end of the session, the committee will make sure Donj understands that his father will never love him.

That’s nothing. Mike McCarthy has been an uncredited extra in every episode of Diners, Drive-ins and Dives.

I’m not that surprised it isn’t his Achilles. KD’s heel turn was years ago.

I’m surprised by Trump’s interpretation on this. The darker horse won, but then after an appeal on technical grounds, the judicial system declared the lighter colored horse - far less qualified according to oddsmakers - the winner. You’d think Trump would be on board.

Classic man, doesn’t want to ask for directions so they just end up going in circles.

Nikola Jokic Explains His Body

He was clearly just warning her of known predator Johnny “Meat” Tubich.

Tenant: Pope Thrower