TomSpanks12
tomspanks122
10/31/19
3:37 PM
18

You’re saying the guy in charge doesn’t want to look like a dipshit in front of everyone? That sounds familiar...

10/31/19
2:46 PM
1

VC assholes managed to ruin dick jokes... or at least a primo platform for sharing dick jokes. Fucking impressive. Read more

10/28/19
12:25 PM
62

Great, the last thing we need is a clog in the development pipeline.

10/25/19
9:26 AM
614

MLB instructed the home team to wear alternate jerseys so the president is the only obvious white national in the stadium.

10/24/19
5:11 PM
59

You’re going to piss off a lot of divorced dads by omitting Bob Seger.

10/23/19
4:01 PM
11

Javaris Crittenton remains on the highest plane of intensity.

10/22/19
5:35 PM
379

This is more embarrassing than my unintentional smear campaign against Sports Illustrated when Kathy Ireland was on the cover.

10/21/19
10:07 AM
65

It’s going to get lost in the rest of Trump’s mistakes, but maybe they really were sending their best.

10/20/19
9:19 PM
123

Anyone who did proper scouting on Lamar knew his limp-wristed throwing style was going to translate to the NFL.