TomSpanks12
tomspanks122
3:06 PM
30

On the bright side, at least Trevor Bauer knows he’s not the biggest shithead in baseball.

2:56 PM
1

Yeah, but how many horses will die at Carl’s Jr. for National Cheeseburger Day?

9/16/19
10:31 AM
39

Eli won’t be upset closing the book on him, as long as you tuck him in with a warm glass of milk on the nightstand.

9/14/19
3:42 PM
21

Manchester football fans are used to leaving the stadium with a Pukki feeling, but not like this.

9/13/19
2:24 PM
15

Adam Gase has continued the Kill the Head program—he just switched to PCP.

9/13/19
10:55 AM
19

Stephen Miller can’t start his day until that first skull full of dumpster juice kicks in.

9/12/19
3:57 PM
2

He should’ve expected as much when Rachel Phelps inherited the team.

9/11/19
5:14 PM
4

Let’s keep the victim blaming to the Falcons shitting on Kyle Shanahan.

9/11/19
4:43 PM
193

His wife was equally unimpressed with her second-place trophy.

9/11/19
12:58 PM
192

The Browns are just never-forgetting 9/11 by going after the wrong guy.

9/6/19
5:01 PM
3

So that’s what happened to the neighbor kid from “The Burbs”!

9/6/19
1:56 PM
72

Twenty years ago, my coach said all he saw out there were little girls, but anecdotes aren’t data.

9/5/19
5:33 PM
174

Let it go? The hurricane is white and has a hole—surprised he hasn’t married it yet.

9/5/19
4:04 PM
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Paying for failure sounds more like a Gruden infraction.