Majors is also saying that “the driver will testify he never struck the alleged victim ‘in any way at any time, or even raised his voice.’”

∞+1. Jim Spanfeller-brand Candy Ass™

That was a helluva a first reich.

Great, the last thing we need is a clog in the development pipeline.

MLB instructed the home team to wear alternate jerseys so the president is the only obvious white national in the stadium.

You’re going to piss off a lot of divorced dads by omitting Bob Seger.

Revenge is a Darvish best served cold.

More like Make Believeland!

Bobby Portis already tried this. It didn’t work.

Javaris Crittenton remains on the highest plane of intensity.

This is no worse than Josh Allen seeing spooks.

This is more embarrassing than my unintentional smear campaign against Sports Illustrated when Kathy Ireland was on the cover.

“Hold up for an 82-game season?”

It looks like they played on the Chargers’ bed.

Yeah, but can they get past the moat gators?

It’s going to get lost in the rest of Trump’s mistakes, but maybe they really were sending their best.

Anyone who did proper scouting on Lamar knew his limp-wristed throwing style was going to translate to the NFL.

Only two franchises are capable of such horseshit.

The Chinese are a bunch of bloodsuckers, so they assumed Adam Silver was on their side.

Kim Jong Un is reportedly threatening political dissidents with compulsory attendance at a potential North Korea-USMNT match.