... the irrepressible taint of Phoenix.

Tough to be an MLB pitching coach when you refuse to work with lefties.

Glasnow picked the worst possible time to adopt glasnost.

Are we sure Jim Spanfeller wasn’t behind the wheel?

Clayton Kershaw also finished the shit...

In his defense, Gregg Popovich enlisted before he had Spurs.

Oh, sure, the tomahawk chop is disrespectful to the Cherokee, but shitty-ass mom jeans are perfectly fine?

GAY hollywood liberal?!

Sherman knew all along Mayfield is a germaphobe -- that’s why he sneezed in both end zones.

Dude, get off his mannschaft.

For the sake of his sister’s health, let’s hope the Jets don’t tie on Sunday.

China’s game? So now we’re going to have six teams trying to score on the basket opposite their starting positions?

Can you add a trigger warning?

Stabbed in the Butt cereal is just knockoff Colon Blow.

“Authentic Brand Groups” would be too obvious for a writers’ room.

The threat of playing the Dolphins every Sunday is the only way Philip Rivers can get his kids to church.

In accordance with his cheese-heavy contract, Jimmy Butler renamed the American Airlines Arena “The Kitchen,” because if you can’t stand the Heat...

Kirk Cousins
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Being So Butt.
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That’s So Raven.
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Raven Butt.
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Trent Dilfer.

Browns never have a chance in Boston.

After this review, I might take a gander.