There are many situations with people, with white people and you look at a cartoon and [the face] is quite similar as your face and you put it in there, it is quite similar.

Marty Feldman can’t fill a lane for shit.

Just imagine what this guy’s going to do when he becomes enthralled with entrenched power structures!

The only water park that needs more band-aids.

If this is a two-horse race, I’m assuming Man U will get euthanized on the track.

That’s impressive flow for being stuck in a landlocked state.

Going to be interesting how he spins this against the roadrunner. 

Yeah, but whenever he plays Yin, they always tie.

RSL continued to use its dominant position to force Petke to submit...

On the bright side, at least Trevor Bauer knows he’s not the biggest shithead in baseball.

Yeah, but how many horses will die at Carl’s Jr. for National Cheeseburger Day?

+1 statue

If Zidane finds himself out of a Real job, he should learn to code.

Eli won’t be upset closing the book on him, as long as you tuck him in with a warm glass of milk on the nightstand.

Manchester football fans are used to leaving the stadium with a Pukki feeling, but not like this.

Adam Gase has continued the Kill the Head program—he just switched to PCP.

Stephen Miller can’t start his day until that first skull full of dumpster juice kicks in.

He should’ve expected as much when Rachel Phelps inherited the team.

Let’s keep the victim blaming to the Falcons shitting on Kyle Shanahan.

His wife was equally unimpressed with her second-place trophy.