Speaking for everyone, where’s xanax?
Speaking for everyone, where’s xanax?
What else are you going to do? Work?
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The biggest tragedy in all of this is that they probably won’t be able to find another white heterosexual ivy league finance bro to take Taubman’s place.
to be fair I’m a married dad and I’m pretty pissed off about that omission.
Yu said it, pal.
Ghosts are an upgrade from Sanchez seeing the Kraken.
For the people who don’t get it:
Still suffering major knee damage? Colin Kaepernick.
My wife and I have been looking for a spark in the bedroom, and surprisingly it was also Ryan Fitzpatrick.
“Always remember, hockey is not about winning, it’s always about fun.”
It looked like some kind of, I don’t know, fire drill perhaps?
Lost in all of this is the fact that the Golden State Warriors once blew a 3-1 lead in the NBA Finals, the championship series in American professional basketball.
The one belt he should aspired for.
I’ve been a baseball fan for most of my life, and became a Nats fan shortly after the team and I both moved to DC. I love baseball, and this team, more than is really reasonable for a mostly well adjusted adult. Baseball has been the thing I’ve turned to when I needed a boost, and the Nats have been there for me when…
“They opened up an investigation and suspended the season after a week? How could these simple country bumpkins, who only know football and how to till the land possibly make this kind of call so quickly? Surly, they don’t understand things like sexual assault. Why, they are most likely still startled by the daily…
Why is it that some of the best SNL fake commercials involved breakfast cereals? Hartman in Colon Blow/Super Colon Blow, Curtin in Quarry (better tasting cause it’s mined), Ferrell in Cracklin’ Oat Flakes (now with Ecstasy), and the best, Little Chocolate Donuts, Belushi smoking a cigarette with Marv Albert providing…
Pictured: Whistle
Lane? What lane?