WWE is showing off its nepotism to impress the Saudis.

The Browns are just never-forgetting 9/11 by going after the wrong guy.

“Tyrion’s is worse.”

So that’s what happened to the neighbor kid from “The Burbs”!

Twenty years ago, my coach said all he saw out there were little girls, but anecdotes aren’t data.

“Hey! I wasn’t talented or difficult!”

Or FoxTrax.

Let it go? The hurricane is white and has a hole—surprised he hasn’t married it yet.

Paying for failure sounds more like a Gruden infraction.

Shooting himself in the foot while opposing anti-fascism is in character for new MLS Commissioner Colonel Klink.

When did college football fans lose their sense of humor?

Imagine the emotions of the plants’ owners—I bet sad’ll soar.

Just when I thought Jerry Falwell Jr. had good taste in men.

Every 15-year-old boy tries to perfect the fist pump and a girl’s the first to do it. Take that, patriarchy!

GETTING A HIT IN AN MLB GAME!

Settle down, Christy. Boogie’s not shooting anything for at least a year.

Be careful, Jadeveon. Rumor has it, dolphins don’t always return the favor asking for consent.

It’s only fitting considering the Colts have been in the armpit of America for 35 years.

This is just like my dad and me, only instead of hitting home runs for large sums of money, I’m an emotionally distant borderline alcoholic who can’t communicate a lifetime full of disappointment with a disengaged, functionally absentee parent. So cool!