Capitalism is the best!

He’s a role model for every high school kid, surviving a cock block on the way to second base.

[cums]

No wonder Taylor Lewan is a huge hit in Tennessee, looking so proud in front of “The Boys” neon.

That’s what Mickey Callaway gets for having Vince Coleman as a bench coach.

Antonio Brown is best example of a WR as a finely tuned instrument since Joe Horn.

He’s not winning shit in Arizona without Luis Gonzalez ‘roided to the bejesus belt.

And here Donald cums again.

I’ve beat my body up countless times and still haven’t gone blind. Brainwashing is some heavy shit.

Never realized you kill the two birds by bashing his face in with the stone.

Foster The Sheeple✔@fosterthesheeple  

Call me a cynic, but OSU fans will be more upset you didn’t refer to “The Ohio State University” than with all that sexual molestation stuff.

Wondo’s not going to be happy losing the statue of Crash Davis that comes along with the MLS all-time scoring record.

Even Ice Cube agreed it was a good day for Simone Biles.

Conservatives will point to this and say Race has only been a problem for 26 years.

The way Anigwe ran away after all that? What a chicken Wing.

Of course Cashman supports law enforcement. Ever notice all those thin blue lines on Yankee jerseys?

Keep it in-house, Kenny, because domestic disagreements are only trouble in the NFL if there’s evidence.

Make a similar substance at home by straining Big Mac secret sauce through a coffee filter!

...pitch—er, field.