If only someone would’ve said something about JaMarcus Russell going 5 for $5 early in his career...

Talk about tank tops!

It wasn’t in competition, but Jeffrey Epstein’s done 6012s.

Maybe it’s just my white male privilege, but his punctuation is what offends me most.

Nothing is more 2019 than the Saints siding with the sinners.

The Cubs haven’t seen this much scotch tape since WGN’s post-game pressers with Lou Pinella.

Lucky for C.C. Sabathia and Bartolo Colon, baseball bought what the never-rans were selling.

At least now there will be a reason for so many band-aids floating in the pool.

Not-so-great Dane.

It took 11 years, but he finally stuck the landing.

Cross-posted to Jezebel because curls are for girls.

In that lighting, you wouldn’t even see an Oak Tree.

He’s not holding out, but Nick Foles has the most leverage in the NFL. Simple machines, man.

Before the trolls get here, let’s remember to never judge someone until you run a half-mile in her shoes.

This is a better joke than finding out what’s really in your Coke.

Come for the King, you best simultaneously touch.

Yeah, but the NFL also has zero bad faith since Tim Tebow left.

Don’t blame this on the doping officials, who claimed to Sino evil.

John Kuhn: FB :: Brian Gutekunst: GM 

To find folks worthy of wearing the all-whites, Zidane has opened negotiations with Stephen Miller.