Honestly, what’s worse: shooting yourself in the foot and retracting the offer from Schiano, or keeping Schiano and getting MRSA in that same foot?

eat a bag of CAQ’s

Honestly can’t tell if you’re referring to Lentz or to Simmons.

Sliding into your DMs like ...

Let’s check in with them now.

If you look at that 2013 Celts/Nets trade in a dark bathroom while looking in a mirror Danny Ainge appears and marries your mom.

It’s actually a heartfelt message to his lover, Stan D.

+1 punch to the gut

He is fucking lucky to be alive

In response, a South Korean player later snorted the sidelines.

hey cool joke bro, you must be cool

Caboche only pawn in game of life.

Damn, they make pills of all shapes now.

Since he is going on Sean Hannity’s show it sounds like he would rather cry with the sinners than laugh with the Saints 

CONCACAF is many things but it is not worse than Oceania or Asia, not by a long shot that curls past a 38 year old starting goalkeeper.

“The most in the MLB (aside from the big money spending, star buying, NY Yankees)“

It is kind of stupid that 6 teams play at once.

That baby is a fucking liar.

I think you mean “pretty”, but I think you meant “her face looks like she was hit with a pretty solid door”.