This is a downer.

Isn’t this Note Dame’s process? Just drag things out until the rape victim kills herself?

Tom, should you focus on his penis when his balls are the real story? I understand the confusion since there’s not a vas deferens between the two.

For the love of god, just switch to anal.

ya, had to edit that. sorry man.

Back when he was still with the Eagles (maybe 08 or 09), I ran into Andy Reid at Home Depot once. He was incredibly nice. It was in early September and the Eagles were getting ready to start the season. There is a Home Depot in South Philly. About 2 miles from the Linc. He is pretty easy to spot. So I went over…

This isn’t the first time Magic’s been harmed by illegal contact.

While his points have merit, I question his motives. Removing all statues from Memphis seems like it’s just a sneaky way to get out of paying Chandler Parson’s contract.

Samer, I thought you hated barstool sports?

assigned to the Triple-A Albuquerque Isotopes

Somewhere on the East Coast, an ouroboros just committed suicide.

People from Indiana are known as Hoosiers, and have been since the 70s, when Bobby was coaching at IU and women all over campus would nervously scream “Who’s here?!?!?” every time they heard a door open, worried it might be Knight. It was shortened to “Hoosier” after Coach Knight caught on to what they were up to and…

Three? Out of, what, several hundred? And they left the rest of them broken?

That’s a burner. So Miami doesn’t find out about the cities he’s screwing on the side

Clearly you’ve never had sex with Sting.

holy shit! You can buy dogs that bite Lena Dunham? Sign me up.

Coaches were at a loss to explain whose fault the play was, since the players are all nice boys from good families.

Charlize Theron and Scarlett Johannson are the exact-same person to me. You’re telling me there are people who can tell the difference between Kate Winslet and Cate Blanchett?

There’s really nothing remarkable here. Lots of athletes take time out of their schedule to visit retarded children.

As a Mets fan and a Vet, I really like this comment.