If he finds his swing in AA and AAA, who knows, maybe they’ll make Tebow Harvey’s designated best friend and roommate!

Tebow: [Barging into Harvey’s room, jogging in place] Hey Matthew! It’s 4:30, time to hit the gym!
Harvey: [Groggliy] 4:30? Shit, I overslept. Where are we going for dinner?
Tebow: [doing jumping jacks]…

Shit, now the Orioles will have to protect their honor by drilling someone on Holbrook’s crew.

Donald Trump thinks a “high risk pool” is when there’s a black person swimming at Mar-A-Lago.

I do not consent to this joke, whatever that means, but I like it.

That is a face in need of a fist.

He’s probably crying because he realizes he needs to spend time in Philadelphia.

Dude, get the nomenclature right. It’s Mary Shelley’s Oliver Khan.

This would be like if after seeing his parents gunned down in an alley, Bruce Wayne grew up to become a prominent NRA advocate.

Mostly White Russians.

Because he strung some words together that could maybe kinda be construed as a joke, but mostly just seems like a stupid insult of a sports team, Matheny is being sued for impersonation by the Deadspin comments.

Would John Wall be better had he been raised by a Bad Sports Dad?

Wow, stomping on a guy when he’s down—that Mings is merciless.

Why does Rose need to take 3 pointers when he can have others take them for him?

Amar’e, bathing in wine is the gayest thing I’ve ever heard of and I just sucked a dick this morning.

Mike was like “Good gracious, pasta so tasteless”

Jay Williams and Jayson Williams. One blew out his knee, the other blew away his limo driver.

“DON’T CARE!!”

Do they not have tacos in Argentina?

This is my good dog

Bet he’s taking the D pretty hard!!!