Shit really needs to advertise on jerseys?

“It’s OK, kid. Never hurts to take a shot.”

Photoshop is the real victim here.

An adult-diaper dandy of a tweet.

Don’t bury the lede: Jay Glazer works at Home Depot in the off-season.

How dare you question Dana White—the guy’s been screwing dudes for years.

Nick Kyrgios is so bored with tennis, he’s moved to groundskeeping.

Don’t let Dr. Hammond see this headline.

That blue line isn’t look so thin.

“Red Solo Cup” is indicative of a culture that promotes immediate gratification over hard work and self-sacrifice. It’s about becoming a baby daddy and not becoming a man, a father, a care-taker. If we’re going to glorify the escapism of this music, we might as well all call in sick tomorrow. Let someone else figure…

tl;dr: mark of Gaine worse than mark of Cain.

+1 tissue

“I always knew Larry was part of the Intellectual Darkie Web.”

If the Warriors need a fall guy, maybe Derrick Rose is available since that’s the only season when he actually plays.

And yet this is nowhere near as bad as Virginia McCaskey going 0-for-2.

So many red asses and none of them were wearing the kit.

Now the Cincinnati Bengals will stay perfectly aligned with their backward-thinking organizational approach by signing Carson Palmer to the same contract.

That fucking face he’s making in the main photo—so smug, fake-offended and dismissive. Fuck this fuck.

The real question is how management can get Jose Canseco to leave the club.

One of Michael Bolton’s underappreciated jams.