SEE?!?! DEEPER DOESN’T MEAN BETTER, MRS. SPANKS!

“Bring forth the trades” is “learn to code” at the Renaissance Fair.

“Wait, who’s Anthony Davis?”

Man, Gronkowski was already scared of getting his staff infected.

The Too Proud Boys

The Wade Boggs version goes on the other end of the tap and is actually Wade Boggs.

This is a moot point. Kyrie is covered by the Rose Rule, which means he has to wait until July 1st to have both knees removed and face credible rape allegations.

There were more direct ways to ask Bridget Moynahan to the station’s holiday party, Mike.

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It’s fitting—considering 63 million Americans think Kaepernick would be the dream corpse.

Yeah, well, only 97% of scientists agree that water is wet.

Getting sick of the Dubs, but I cannot be an Athletic supporter.

The actions of USA Gymnastics are indefensible, but it IS really difficult to refrain from picking a Boger.

As long as we all agree a sack of pig assholes is not a sandwich.

What’s the point? “161.56" makes for a shitty car sticker.

You’ve got it backwards. Juventud Unida adopted the pooch and named it Fernando Torres.

Let’s all agree Merton Hanks never sees this.

Rocky V put race under the microscope again with Tommy Gunn’s promoter acting as a stand-in for our nation’s first president.

This is super bizarre—and yes, I’m fully aware how hot his sister is.

The Slim Weeper.