According to Boston Municipal Code 2.15-001b, every man within city limits, when wearing a vest, is legally obligated to say, “Suck on it!”

But we all agree Marlins Man does not, right?

Can’t say I’m surprised Barr ended the career of Bilal Powell instead of, say, Christian McCaffrey or Danny Woodhead.

Good grief, Animation Is Film. At least try to be subtle about wanting that $4 million diamond ring.

It’s pretty obvious—the Dolphins are gase-lighting us.

Georgina Chapman knows the feeling, only “tiny” was used ironically.

If you’re going to get pissed at someone for trying to squeeze you on a deal, wouldn’t that executive be Larry Bowa?

Tough luck for the Preds. Right after they celebrate the President’s Trophy, she’s leaving for the U.N.

“I don’t want people talk shit about opponents, talk shit about his father, religion. You cannot talk about religion. You cannot talk about nation. Guys, you cannot talk about this stuff.”

More like, “Jian second thought...”

So does Rick Majerus.

Wait, that loser isn’t at all lovable!

At least this time around, Judge is only projecting his words onto an attractive blonde.

Maybe you should’ve tried shoving them up your ass, Barry.

It took 23 years for this performance artist to find closure with Patrick Ewing.

[Sees photo of giant mitt]

Stan Mikita was too good to be ‘a guy,’ goddamn it.

If a 30-second ad costs $5 million, Hellmann’s is really going all-in with this move.

But no mention of Brady walking in on Belichick eating Garoppolo’s tape?

This is really going to complicate his supreme court confirmation hearing in 2052.