They might be.

But wait, are you really a fan of The View?

It’s about time for Nassar to be shot in the dark—maybe into a black hole.

“You’re a cunt smile” is an amazing compliment.

So one fancy dog and two basic bitches?

He also wrote the op-ed.

The flamingos holding hands mean every game is a friendly.

He should know by now NFL players aren’t allowed to protest—especially Browns.

This was a foregone conclusion once the NCAA hired Michigan’s punter to oversee the matter.

R. Kelly is PAOK's biggest supporter.

If only he would have looked the other other way.

“... and two dozen dogs, former strays...”

I expect more from a guy known as Dutch Oven.

“Now that’s a provocative drill!”

If the NBA were serious about repetitive self-destructive behavior, it wouldn’t let the Knicks made trades.

A band-aid on a broken leg sounds awful—but at least you didn’t spend two years rehabbing it only to end up playing for the Jets.

That leaves 52,999,999 English faces that need rearranging.

PawSox Exodus is the third best psychedelic keytar band from Williamsburg.

She could’ve just unfollowed him.

Wayne Rooney is the male version of this.