I actually did ‘zi that coming.

With a rocky start like this, the guy should get his own statue.

Nobody could’ve stopped Harvey Weinstein. You could’ve only hoped to contain him... in a potted plant.

Kamara’s language is going to make Minnesotans shudder.

Good thing Don Beebe retired 20 years ago.

And that video was shot right after they replaced the sod in Soldier Field.

Reasons to hate Art Briles:

But is it bigger than his neckchin?

If that were a real high school dance, just the thought of going home would’ve had Joseph pulling up short rounding second.

“If this woman hasn’t learned to keep her mouth shut by now...”

He’s still not over Goose.

+1 promised Venmo payment that never arrives

Dude is soft. If KD wanted to do a real fucking podcast, he’d call Jian Ghomeshi.

...self-defeating, slow-moving, aggrieved and backwards and mis- and micromanaged into entropy by the salty deal-brained mediocrities in charge...

It looks like it means he’s switching to water polo.

Come on, ladies. It’s basic playground etiquette. When a guy goes studs up and shreds your ACL, it means he likes you. Duh.

Hobby Lobby’s PR team deserves a day off from talking about poison pills.

“And by the end of the year, we’re all going to want to eat Bullets.”

Kinda figured Jerome Boateng would be the right one to Get Out.

Playing his never-ending game of Marry, Fuck, Kill with the Holy Trinity?