[Edited: What The Famous Chitlin said...]

How could they not CTE this coming?

While most of the NFL is concerned with section 12-2-8, Bears fans should look at 25 or 6 to 4.

Trump wants nothing to do with a game requiring as little hands as possible.

Cheers,

Jesus, Mike, we get it. You went for a run.

England, by virtue of not giving up 12 goals in extra time or one goal in the 120th minute, are still not totally England.

“That dude can walk alone.”

His face and his gait prove there are no straight lines in nature.

No, Jenny, that’s not funny—not even to the assholes around here.

This guy better be court-martialed—gargling Castro’s dong like that.

Der ball is also what the Mets play.

You’d think Dana White would be a better negotiator.

“Me-mes” is how Colin Cowherd pronounces “black people.”

Jones’ Good Foot BBQ & Ass Massage

Respect the GOAT—it’s the horns-to-hooves region.

Is this the new way to announce a Senate bid?

“Watch your ass.”

A racist and a liar and a Supreme Court nominee.

You can’t be wrong blaming Bruce Arena.