Zobrist’s so old-school, he thinks women should be no-school.

Things Romo can hold:
1. A grudge.

Panama lineup:

I hope that pun was intended.

Caballero looks like a sperm and plays like Seaman.

A just tip? There’s no such thing.

Jeff Sessions would be proud of someone getting thrown out—but it was a Twin so there’s work to be done.

Yeah, but all the intel coming out of Missouri is very, very poor.

This header was nothing compared to the one 20 minutes later that knocked out a whole country.

This is what happens when you let women drive.

He traveled... from Brobdingnag. 

In White’s defense, you almost have to market a finishing move like Hardy’s Pile (of Guns) Driver.

He’s drunkest WHEN IT COUNTS—unlike LeBron Bell.

“Listen, I’ve never met Jason Howard. Don’t know him. But he looks all SNAP to me—that’s certainly SNAP. Looks like a SNAPPER big-time.”

Jack could use a shoulder to cry on because that bat is fucking glued to one of his.

[O]nce I blow your organization through, uh let’s just say, social media hell...

This is not what I had in mind when arguing college football players should get paid.

They should have let him have a do-over.

They’re down underdogs, to be exact.

“Double Bird?!?”