Go to Brooklyn and everyone will say they knew the players before they got famous.

His gut is huge or that cannonball is tiny.

Willson Contreras is in no shape to take another L.

[cums]

I’m more offended by Trinidad and Tobago’s case study in fucking Americans.

This man has told you to get a sense of humor after calling you or someone you love a retard.

These nicknames are Han point.

He’s still the second worst Simmons when dealing with the Celtics.

Why is it news that the Mets are out of order?

It’s on-brand for a Dukie to be tripping.

The guy who loses his shirt is going to have a hard time explaining this to his kids—but only because they haven’t returned his calls for two years.

Missed an easy one.

Fair and balanced? Looks one of those activist judges to me.

Skipper better steer clear of cocaine if he wants to Perform.

Turns out scissors beats rocks.

The timing means you get Peter King’s office, right?

From the video still, it looks like Kevin Love never slept.

I miss simpler times when women looking like men at sporting events was just called softball.

That’s how he earned the nickname Honest Babe.

You redact 100 names throughout the email and then leave the signature so we know it’s Craig T. Nelson? Way to go.