Meanwhile, Maury Povich’s “Know Your Y” trademark is alive and well.

It’ll be hard for the NCAA to argue, since its entire business model is based on fucking the student-athletes.

Now that’s a person making the decision to own himself.

Real tough talk when it’s obvious Chuck hasn’t touched a green in decades.

Good thing he can fall back on that gig with U2.

More like @BauerPoutage, amirite?

The USTA claimed the lawsuit is one big misunderstanding. The Caucasian judge meant to say there was a banana in the tree.

Steve Nash?! After Dan Majerle spent the better part of his life in a tanning bed to be curry favor with Native Americans?

If Dimitrov’s going to threaten a Busta, this is one.

Jets vs. Predators is also a good way to describe the offenses in the Al Qaeda-United States series.

Oh man, I can’t wait to hear what he has to say to Charlie Rose!

The Balls were a little far north to be balkin’.

Toronto could’ve used another day or two before getting trucked again.

Nobody knows more about positive results than the guy who paid Brock Osweiler $37 million.

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Russ is a generational talent, but it’s tough to overcome foul trouble and the Curse of Cain.

Reached for comment, Danny Farquhar, said, “I know my head ain’t right, but at least it’s not as bad as Chuck Knoblauch’s.”

No gyro for the hero?

Man, if I had known you could make millions of dollars by riding a bike, I still wouldn’t have bought one for my stepson.

He doesn’t understand actions have consequences, but Vikings fans do.