MLB threatened future charges of third-degree flattery.

Who would you rather have: Case Keenum or Kirk Cousins?

“Just following orders...”

The 2022 World Cup will take place in monuments of human sacrifice.

A Husky as Trump’s body man was the one thing that made sense in this administration.

He needs to write a book. The Turner Diaries would do very well in parts of Oregon.

He is a clown, but there’s no reason to use Doug Gottlieb as inspiration for your mascot.

Rex did this? I thought Tom was the dog.

WADA jerk.

I’m not even a Vikings fan, Drew, but if Brees ends up in Minnesota, I will also shit your pants.

In Will Cain’s world, Richard Pryor completely failed the job interview with Chevy Chase.

This is the worst Lakers-Magic screwup that doesn’t involve AIDS.

Do you have a better plan for him to feed his grandkids?

The attackers ultimately left Gwala for unknown reasons...

Larry is rumspringa for LeBron’s beard.

Just a huge fan of die mannschaft.

It’s pathetic Kevin organizes an entire sports festival just to impress Winnie.

If rugby wants to build a following in Trump’s America, they should only have USA Tens.

Brook Lopez was the first overall pick if you only count members of the Lopez Family.

I thought Teller was the quiet one.