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Why would Sam Cassell want to tackle some random high school dude?

A: “6 NASTY BLCKS”

FIFA is in an impossible position. Trump’s hands are tiny, but he uses them so much.

Pat Riley would be rolling over in his grave with that kind of shot selection... if he weren’t already haunting that arena.

No mention of the cover techniques he showed Jameis Winston?

Uncle Dan was an asshole and good but he never won anything either.

And I had forgotten my downstairs neighbor is a complete fucking asshole.

How could Martin ever lead a better life than those that hurt him? Richie Incognito is on the Buffalo Bills!

All he needs is a good girl with a confetti gun.

Now who’s laughing?

Good to hear they’re pressing charges. That kid’s too young for a Brazilian waxing.

Kwang Bom Jong failed to realize that performance would feed his family months of rotten egg.

If you had to grade Miller as an analyst, he would get a Bo-F?

I mean, he did lose a drummer.

Goddamn it, The Dumbass Kings is a way better title than Fire and Fury.

Shaun White Brushes Off Sexual Harassment Lawsuit At Press Conference

LeBron makes the game look so easy, it’s like he’s playing horse.

Rock cobbler sounds awful—and that’s coming from someone who hates peaches.

Living in a post-racial America, this is a changeover you can believe in.