#Me2

If only the show were in Westminster, England, where people are proud of big, fucked-up ears.

Joe Johnson, Dwyane Wade and Derrick Rose? The 2011 NBA trade deadline is nuts!

I read Nugenix as “Nugentix” and now I want a Motor City Madman supplement.

In tribute to AI, McClung is going to break the scoring record with chair in a bowling alley.

Why are MSU administrators moonlighting as bailiffs?

Legitimately thought Tom Brady was a CPR doll the first time I saw this.

Tom Chambers (just a year after the greatest dunk in NBA history)

If these people looked the other way, they’d just see Larry Nassar molesting a different girl.

THOSE are pissants.

Yet he still doesn’t have the time to talk to David Foster Wallace.

WADA bunch of amateurs.

Mexico isn’t paying for shit and it’s defective?

No blood No victory

As far as racist caricatures go, I still prefer Marge Schott.

Yakety sax plays for the final two minutes of any game involving Andy Reid.

You could say the university’s reporting was spartan.

All Australians are unable to shoot thanks to Port Arthur.

Judging by his statement to the court, so has Larry Nassar.

Even the Soviet judge would give this guy a 10 in being complete garbage.