Russia’s been doing the same to me for the last 11 months.

[spite-cums]

Giant Can’t Measure Up to Favre

He could teach Big Ben a thing or two about body control.

I appreciate that Bible quote. It’s much more subtle than Timothy’s most famous passage: Thanks for not getting an abortion, Mom!

But since Trump thinks no means yes, does that mean probably is yes good?

If he wasn’t before, this fuckface will be an expert in the parallel bars.

University officials were going to mention the benching to Rick Pitino, but they feared he’d table it.

That’s one slippery slope.

Whatcha Gonya do?

Looks like the Springfield nuclear power plant needs a new union president.

Is it considered cannibalism if that sandwich was made with white bread?

Holy fuck. This is so savage, my first thought was that Alabama didn’t actually deserve it.

The Obama audible never works for the Browns because there is no hope and nothing ever changes.

And it’s just a matter of time until someone throws salt in his wounds.

Even a good dog like Ubu needs a nemesis.

“At least I didn’t get stripped.”

PS Sakiet Eddaier’s goalkeeper.

Young-Earth creationists believe the world is 6,000 years old, just three years before the AOL 6.0 update arrived in the mail.

Drunk and looking for a fight? He’s a pregnancy away from the Irish Triple Crown.