At least he only used his feet.

This male bonding is going to give Ramzan Kadyrov a boner. 

Louis CK reportedly offered to pull it himself, if you’d just come to his hotel room.

Nothing friendry about that.

This guy keeps going back and forth like Louis CK in a hotel room.

In any confrontation, Caboche is never the bigger man.

Big deal. They found a live bug in a Kafka book.

The spirit of Brian Cardinal will just find another host.

Lucky for the Habs, Donte Stallworth isn’t allowed north of the border.

Significant because, for the first time in forever, the Knicks aren’t No. 2.

It’s 2017. Of course the guy with a horseshoe up his ass blames Luck.

It’s a bad place for everybody, Josh.

It’s just not the same without LeVar Burton. 

More like Deke Elliott, right?

Will Cramden finally be sending it straight to the moon?

“Richard Spencer?”

As opposed to football, which takes it from you.

[Reads, “There was always that smell — cigarettes and dirt.”]

That should be a literal shit-eating grin.

Joyous Baseball is Grate Baseball.