Looking like he could roll a J isn’t going to help him hit one.

I’ve been coming to “The Net” for 22 years.

I’ll give you two guesses why I’m sticking with horse racing.

Educated served mother just very nine us cassini my? What the fuck are you talking about?

It’s not surprising Dalton to dropped a double deuce to start the year.

Nothing is better than a three-legged dog, right?

The Irish sure as shit can’t build huge boats, so he might as well buy one.

Wait, a Muslim plays golf?!

2017 Wimbledaaaawww Ladies Singles’ Champion

Nice, try Brian, but nobody can be little like Lou Holtz.

Brian Kelly makes for a shitty Catholic, you know, with its whole pro-life thing.

(I probably said some racist shit, I am not even sure)

Makes sense a Redskin has reservations.

I’ll call and raise you one one-eyed cat. (Meet Freddie Percury.)

If only Johnson had enough aides who couldhiv helped avoid such illicit contact.

The Next Matt Stares

Steve Trachsel. Because being bad wasn’t enough, he was also the slowest fucking pitcher in the league.

It’s shocking the Best Fans in Baseball don’t care for pitchers and catchers.

Just when you thought it Cantalonia get any worse.

... But there were no sheets, pillowcases and towels left in the room.