Those Confederate guys are going to shit a brick when they find out a servant refused to go to the White House.

It’s not like Brian Kelly has ever faced consequences for leaving somebody out there twisting in the wind.

... tell Kris he said “hello”.

Swell? Too late!

Sporty still tops my list.

Charles Barkley was annoyed thinking he’d have to ignore a few phone calls before he learned the league’s name.

Rankings of Patriots Losses:

Shaq’s lucky his not working on his put-down game.

All Chris Conte had to do was not be absolutely fucking terrible.

I love the Cubs and Bulls (and Blackhawks because they love winning), but the Bears have grated on me in the last 15 years. Never mind the organizational dysfunction, the fans are the worst.

As a Chicagoan, I can safely say Bears fans are not tolerable.

Speaking to delawareonline.com...

[Reads headline]

That explains why you aren’t invited to family reunions.

Pete Rose, of all people, should know you don’t hit on 16.

Can’t wait to hear cancer drop a dis track.

I never would have expected this kind of behavior from a 76-year-old man who goes by “Bobby.”

Why investigate when they already know the Answer?

He ignored the guy three times but it finally got to be too much. This won’t be the last time he would’ve been better opting for a quadruple bypass.

More like #ICTNA, amirite?