Hidden ball trick?

Why the hell is he tweeting that?! I spent two weeks explaining how Asian women are just a fantasy after my wife found my stash of SIAM Journals.

Did they even look for the stripper who was wearing it?

It’s obvious Cleveland has no clue what it’s doing. You could’ve got a whole season out of him on a 10-day contract.

Can someone explain why David Seaman’s daughter plays for the Netherlands?

If it were up to the Progressive Liberal, this would have been a Punjabi Parole match.

So the terrorists really have won.

Wouldn’t it be easier to simply avoid traffic altercations?

More like varigross veins!

Needham? Really? Are you sure it’s not just Wantham?

Let’s not talk about what my neighbors are thinking when I’m cranking some Julien Baker and having a beer on a Friday evening.

You order a 10-piece nug from McDonald’s with your choice of sauce. You get 12 nugs but no sauce—just a few ketchup packets in the bag. Is this a win? Loss? Draw?

He looks like Dave Attell with a drinking problem.

As far as handshakes go, aren’t all of Trump’s slight?

The guy thinks he knows better than the umpire just because he has a pair of Is.

This kid’s got a wicked Tedipus complex.

Three black guys on the court makes for the perfect compromise.

Mets, Jets, Nets—they’re all fucked up.

It really was a No. 2 pick.

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