More like the Paaadres, amirite?

Who knew Joffrey would be upset so easily?

His players are relieved he won’t be such a tight-ass for a few hours.

Now if Wisconsin could just find a few thousand cats to do the same with congestive heart failure.

“I did inquire if there was any interest in reporters liking that, just to get understanding of their perspective,” Cousins said. “The answer I got back was that people were laughing with me, not at me.”

I really don’t see the problem here. These guys are just doing what they need to do to get on the field every Sunday and inflict that much more pain on Browns fans.

Brock Osweiler hasn’t made it to Clevelenad yet and he’s had a shit burger.

Scot’s already missing a T, I don’t think two As are going to help him.

A priest, a rabbi and an atheist walk into a bar.

If he shits the bed? Have you had Chicago-style pizza?

Tebow will be back in the lineup for a split-squad game on Friday.

[Kicks off half-assed redemption tour]

If he’s looking for an offensive line, you can’t beat the red one across his kid’s bean bag.

If you consider the exchange rate, that’s four hosers.

“Kid’s got a decent arm, too.”

This summer’s lawsuit should’ve taught Derrick bad things happen when you involve more than two.

If you really think strikes are good for the USWNT, ask Hope Solo.

Snyder wants to take back the contract he offered Scot McCloughan, but that would make him a Washington NFL franchise giver.

[Posts 23-second video of Carmelo jab-stepping]

The Poynter Institute and the Rays still have to explain Steve Irwin.