If anyone was going to fuck cousins, my money was on Jerry Jones

“This dude has got to go.”

True to form, Piazza’s insistance that he wasn’t drunk made more people suspect he really was.

If they’re going to avoid anything like the plague, that probably should be the Blackhawks.

In Steven’s defense, the rim just asked what part of Australia he’s from.

Can we just get Steve Bannon a stress ball already?

True.

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Travis Henry and the 17 Travis Henry Juniors that played in the NBA, NFL, NHL, MLB and MLS.

It’s a shame the market’s being squeezed when Trump is so close to flooding it with running Africans.

The Bears asked Cutler if he had any preference for a potential destination and all he said was...

Anyone offering odds Wayne Shaw scores a banger on the way home?

I can’t tell if it’s the camera angle or my ignorance of Vietnamese soccer, but shouldn’t the red guys be heading south?

This is fantastic.

You’re worried about leaks?

It’s deer who like salt. GOATs like eating cans.

Worked for Patrick Kane.

If this isn’t a cry for help from Jürgen, I don’t know what is.

[Orders heart-shaped pizza]

He had a black driver but it kept sleeping in.