Jimmy Butler is also familiar with the 10 plagues—he refers to the NBA Draft as passover.

That gif proves, if it were up to Steven Adams, he’d rather get one in his face.

This is nothing compared to Damon Stoudamire’s fight against glaucoma.

We declare this a reach.

“that’s not a good look...”

Well, this was much more enjoyable than my first Swedish knuckler.

“By knocking off the Warriors, they cemented the 1996 Bulls as the greatest team of all time. Your President thanks you for that.”

In Trump’s America, Thunder’s afraid of dogs.

Man, this guy is great. He can take a punch to the gut and one to the face.

Yeah right, like they’d be able to get it up once you mention Hillary.

This is a fantastic description of this shitshow. It’s that much more devastating and terrifying because Young Frankenstein is my favorite movie.

Maybe Jar Jar Binks really did get a birthday card from the Emporer.

Either the Bloop or lake burps, we’re all screwed.

Look at that neckbeard. It’s clear he has no goals.

Nobody in this arena right now, and that’s when you get better.

With the money he’s in line to get, he’ll finally be able to afford that studio in Midtown.

WGN has been talking about grandparents waiting the Cubs to near death all week.

Yeah, yeah, Alex. And judging by its logo, Lyft is owned by the faggots.

Yeah, but according to John Smoltz, the Cubs should be encouraged by loading the bases with no outs and coming away with zero runs.

Come on, Brett. We’ve all seen it. You don’t need Bounty when a tissue is more than enough.