Go ahead and outlaw touchdown celebrations. Sully is already in theaters.

This also happened in Minnesota, but Blair Qalsh couldn’t really fault someone for pushing too far to the left.

I don’t get all the hate. He sounds like a great guy. If a teammate were ever in trouble, I’m sure Richie would be the first to stick his neck out if he had one.

Bautista said it wasn’t that bad of an Indian burn. Definitely beats a titty-twister.

Every day its residents don’t leave is a crazy day in Cleveland.

If a rape trial can be civil, why the hell can’t our presidential debates?!

Enough with this scary clown shit...

I was going to make an “affable old Blues man” joke, which led to the discovery I would be the oldest player on STL’s roster.

I hope those guys gave him the biscuit after teasing him with it for 60 minutes.

Bishop should get a break here. It’s tough to tend the net when you can only move diagonally.

Since when the fuck does Dusty change pitchers?

A/S/L? You cyber?

“Fuck talking” also describes my sex life for the entire ‘90s.

Good thing it’s clear his not at home or else he’d get two minutes for boarding.

There goes his daughter’s shot for a birthday party at the trampoline park.

“Well, you’re no help...”

I can’t imagine the adrenaline running through Ondoro as he approached the finish line with thousands of 48-year-old women saying “Oh geez!”

Yeah, but a little Brian damage put quite a hurtin’ on Gale Sayers.

The New York Times is the absolute worst when it comes to sports.

Hawkins titled the move, “A Brief History of Time (When the Browns Weren’t Losing)”