This is a perfect gase of caveat emptor.

I can’t imagine having to tell Whitlock there are no steaks in this game.

“I know the feeling, Ereck. I’m so damn sick of all the Raanan sentences from that guy.”

Apparently the Finns didn’t check themselves, because they clearly Reykjavik’ed themselves.

There are clowns that aren’t evil?

Oh, how the mighty have fallen.

“The last thing CU football needs is another gash.”

Jesus, he has a refreshingly optimistic outlook on life after what he’s been through. I mean, have you been to Tucson?

Jesus Christ, what’s the over/under on how long it takes Hamilton Nolan to write a post about how Logan is ruining America? I say 13 minutes.

Who the fuck trusts his boss? (OK, besides Tim Tebow.)

But why are police in the U.S. so ecstatic?

25yo reference is still a good reference.

Just wait ‘til Tomi Lahren gets that ESPN gig and she murders everyone.

Quick, someone tell Derrick Rose there’s not always replay of someone getting boned!

“That’s not how you handle lumber.”

+1 spinal tap

[head explodes]

Why would the DA need a restraining order against this guy? He was clearly aiming for KJ.

Jesus, if he fell a third time...

“The Best Scouts in Baseball” are obviously the kids in BSA Troop 637 right outside St. Louis.