It gonna be much more difficult when he finds out what happened.

I’d like an explanation for the lack of dick pics in your opening graphic.

Raymont Harris

That pole only looked 70 feet tall because it was in Donald’s babyhands.

Is the reason better than sacking the passed out guy in an LSU jersey?

And especially our Mexican brothers, who come here willing to do all the dirty work.

There it is.

The “battle” analogy makes me want to punt puppies.

OK, but how far can he punt it?

Listen, Fragile Freddy, the NFL has shown it won’t overlook injuries when clear video evidence is available to the public.

Even his mom agreed this difficult labor should be aborted.

I knew there was a reason Chip Kelly kept him around.

Orange you glad to be on vacation, Speaker?

“I don’t.”

“Behind the back? Just make sure Jay Cutler doesn’t see it.”

Rome, OK. But what did Columbine ever do to them?

Merril Hoge is a gateway hot-taker.

Should’ve just hung out next to Greg Maddux.

No wonder Sloth had daddy issues.

And then Steven Springer begot some fuckin’ knowledge.