“Those are some big balls!!!”

Considering how little they “payed” for him, Dortmund should just borrow the kid to another club for a bit.

[Watches all that gold change hands in D.C.]

U.S. Soccer is a bunch of hypocrites considering Tim Howard has been blurting out inappropriate things his entire career.

Place sounds classy as fuck—chairs in the bathroom.

Sal Maiorana ✔ @salmaiorana
Eli Manning took his ball and went home.
11:05 AM - 24 Aug 2016

Brown has assaulted her as many as 20 times.

It’s tough because we’re both alphas.

Abewcwombie and Fitch...

Looks like Caster Semenya isn’t the only one with confusing baggage.

“Oh, so it’s OK when this asshole does it but wh—ohhh, VAPE! Never mind.”

Truth be told, any kind of work looks painful to a WWE crowd.

(This is a great—and tragic—story about a race walker.)

And now he’s going to be disqualified for having the runs.

So they’re backstroking on their original story?!

On the bright side, he made it into the water so he’ll be guaranteed plenty of number two.

What a fucking hypocrite. The Irish have been fixing things by beating the shit out of each other for centuries.

[cums]

Glad you snuck in the Kuma’s reference for the street cred.

“You call that a collapse?”