The CBA is dark...

Irony (n.): The Brown Line is the safest, cleanest, most well maintained CTA line in Chicago.

There’s something so sad about KU football. It’s like Lawrence, Kansas, will always just cheap knockoff version of Lawrence Phillips.

Probably because it was Martin Brodeur.

“These conditions are not currently met.”

Sam Cassell Is Kind of a One

“I’m not making another fucking web, OK?”

He was just surprised two waitresses didn’t want a tip.

He’s not French, but Baron Davis remains undefeated in one-man food fights.

How the fuck did I miss that we had a press secretary named Mr. Earnest?

Jesse Owens was here in 1936...

“Good thing he doesn’t have a smirk when he bats or he’d get a fastball in his fuckin’ ear.”

Rocky HIV

“Whew, thank god they made a point of asking about tackle football!”

Damn it, Pepper Hamilton, now I need a new hobo name.

Golf can be a real big jerk...

With all this talk of in and out, Tim’s going to spend all weekend in confession.

Anyone who has waited tables knows “Canadians” are the fucking worst.

Coincidentally, “Niggli” is how my uncle described J.R. Smith’s behavior this week.

These assholes are obviously trying way too hard. I mean, four people on a couch?