Too bad they didn’t learn their lesson from the Catholic school system’s “No Tell Every Day” policy.

Quoth the Ravin, “Nevermo—OH MY GOD, LOOK AT MY ARM!”

“It’s not going to last of course, this team, this moment, this selfie of pure unselfishness.”

And I thought the King’s wieners were gone for good after the Decision.

In South Bend, “NOT THIS GUY” in reference to Rudy has been a common thought since 1993.

“Dude should be careful with all those triples.”

Four years later and the media’s coverage of Jeremy Lin is still slanted.

Thanks, but that level of detection could’ve come in handy earlier and saved me five goddamn years...

I don’t disagree.

Yup, fuck that guy and the friends who questioned you.

About time Ball gets the thumpin’. Karma’s a bitch!

It was a weird “If a butterfly flaps its wings in China...” thought process. The TP eventually led to questioning if she’d given up on the relationship which led to other day-to-day signs toward that end which led to recognizing changes in her work/social schedule which led to the possibility she was cheating which…

Speaking of sixth senses, toward the end of a 5-year run, we had been having tons of trouble. I never suspected she was cheating—until one night I was lying awake in bed. First, I couldn’t stop obsessing over her inability to replace the fucking TP when she used the last of the roll. A half-hour later, I was positive…

Sure as shit the Girlmour Girls talk this through.

When told about an “RVP” video, R. Kelly immediately thought about his crew’s last roadtrip.

This was bound to happen once the Habs hired the RNC as PR consultants.

[cums]

[Reads headline]

Yet Johnny Manziel doesn’t even think about throwing punches until the fourth round.

[watches video]