That’s the album that got me—I somehow forgot about it after listening to it nonstop for a week when it came out.

“If these girls would’ve done something in the first place, there wouldn’t be a problem.”

No, @Redskins, the free pizza cannot be a #Redskins pizza. That would cost a handful of beads and one smallpox blanket.

Local H melted my brain yesterday.

Of course Chico is going to make excuses for a Super Bowl shuffle.

With a name like that, I’m surprised he didn’t try cutting it off.

Considering the amount of bankrupt former players, I’m glad to see Leon Lett is running a successful nightclub.

“That boy a bitch!”—Clark

After finding out it’s a crime to be bottomless, Prince Fielder is contemplating pressing charges against Olive Garden.

And if anyone knows the difference between legal and right, it’s a personal injury lawyer.

Cam has a lot of growing to do. Luckily, Manning knows a guy who can help with that.

Come on, man. You’ll never be as big a Johnny supporter as John Kreese.

So what, that’s still 76 years less than Northwestern’s self-imposed ban.

Going to Sly’s house to intimidate him is a bit over the top.

Look, he offered to drive her home because she was intoxicated. This is a step in the right direction.

Just as long as we agree I’m still the greatest TE never to walk on a football field.

Have the mini-moats drain into Flint #nbacares

[better ass-eating joke above...]

Are we sure these players aren’t just trolling Paul Pierce?

This isn’t nearly as ugly as last year’s anti-trust investigation by Eli on Peyton when he said Santa Claus wasn’t real.