Jaguars GM Dave Caldwell said that he thought Blackmon’s career was likely over.

Good thing Shumpert didn’t call a 9/11 operator—he would’ve flown through it.

Do we really need another story about towel heads this morning?

If he mentions Peyton Manning, it’s probably a typo meant to reference a career full of playoff do dees.

“It’s not that she’s old, I just don’t want to stab her.”

Everyone in Wisconsin knows the real “bold new beginning” is when you switch to High Life Light after your third heart attack.

Anonymous puds? At least there’s one thing you and ISIS agree on.

Agent 0 sounds more like Agent ( o )

LeBron is plenty familiar with Special Olympians considering the Eastern Conference the past few years.

I thought it was torn planter faschia? Judging by that photo, it looks like he ripped ass too.

My actions during the game were out of frustration and emotion, period!

Quite a stark contrast from Raj, who was never chill about any of Rerun’s bullshit.

I’m most impressed he managed to oust Castro.

“A name like ‘All Day’ and only eight carries? I didn’t know Peterson was Dominican!”

Yeah, but is Cam Newton the best in the NFL? I’d have to go with Andy Daulton and his genetic advantage when it comes to Hot Potato.

When it comes to what’s out of bounds, other players have to respect Marshall’s experience with the borderline.

My wife left me for a firmer pitcher—one who apparently doesn’t cry after climax.

Do we know the Minnesota Wild and Dallas Stars didn’t just copy Adam Levine?

“Jesus, now that is coming up short.”

Usually it only takes an awkward hug for a Reynolds to disappear from ESPN.